“Suspect of interest in condiment related crimes”

Too funny not to blog:

BOISE, Idaho — Police said a 74-year-old woman arrested after pouring mayonnaise in the Ada County library’s book drop box is a person of interest in a yearlong spree of condiment-related crimes of the same sort. The woman was arrested Sunday at the library, moments after police said she pulled through the outside drive-through and dumped an open jar of mayonnaise in the box designated for reading materials.

The woman was released from the county jail and faces a misdemeanor charge of malicious injury to property. Police did not disclose a motive.

Boise police said the woman is under investigation for at least 10 similar cases of vandalism since May 2009. Library employees have reported finding books in the drop box covered in corn syrup and ketchup.

3 thoughts on ““Suspect of interest in condiment related crimes”

  1. I don’t find it funny. Bizarre? Yes. Libraries are one of the last great things in this country. Free sharing of stories. Much like blogging. Honor system. It really is a thing of beauty.

    The hell she thinking?

  2. i mean, it’s not funny that the books are being ruined and poor underpaid library employees have to deal with condiment-soaked books.. but… “a yearlong spree of condiment-related crimes” is pretty much a hilarious sentence :-)

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