(Glittery) Vampires Really Will Kill You

It’s true: the Twilight movies are so horrible, you risk your life watching them!

The 23-year-old was found slumped forward in his chair, but with no obvious injuries, after a screening on Sunday night of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse at Reading Cinemas in Wellington’s Courtenay Place.

Paramedics were called, but he could not be resuscitated.

The man, described by police as a “transient” New Zealander who lives in Wellington but travels throughout the country, appeared to have gone alone to the 6pm screening.

Maybe someday we’ll find out how many people were bored to death reading the book.